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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:10

Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Change Your Gmail Password Now, Google Tells 2 Billion Users - Forbes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Citi Pounds the Table on Nvidia Stock, Citing Big Opportunity in Europe - TipRanks
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Fiery Orange Gems From The Moon Reveal Secrets of Its Violent Past - ScienceAlert
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Jennifer Garner and Her Boyfriend Are Kissing in Public - The Cut
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
IndiGo, Delta, Air France-KLM, Virgin Atlantic Announce Partnership - Airways Magazine